When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity’s Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905
Auguste Toulmouche, French “Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890