MASTERPIECE #713 Auguste Toulmouche, French Admiring Herman Cain’s “Thanks For Not Coming Forward” Bouquet, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #616 Albrecht Durer, German Jesus Wearing the New Pajamas His Mom Gave Him (For the First and Last Time), 1498 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #590 Robert Campin, Flemish Pope Gregory XII Getting Male Strip-o-Gram For His Birthday, 1440 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #516 Freiburger Nelkenmeister, German Wise Man Bringing Christ Child a 10-Piece McNuggets, 1479 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #472 Diego Velazquez, Spanish God Answering St. Paul’s Prayer for an Egg McMuffin, 1635 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #339 Albrecht Durer, German Pssst. Nice Globe. But You Left the Price Tag On, 1504 Oil on panel