MASTERPIECE #1677 Charles Robert Leslie, English “Don’t Feel Bad, Todd. Aristotle Got Me With the Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat Too,” 1812 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1634 José Malhoa, Portuguese Portrait of Every Super Bowl Party Mid-Way Through the Third Quarter, 1907 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1619 Anton Braith, German “Guys, This Is Going to Sound Terrible, But I Could Really Go For a Burger Right Now,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1603 Eugene de Blaas, Italian“Just So You Know, I Hear He’s Into Weird Foot Stuff. But Hey, If That’s Not a Dealbreaker For You…,” 1898 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1570 Michael Ancher, Danish Amish Bachelorette Party Enjoying a Performance by The Thunder From Down Under, 1903 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1543 Émile Bernard, French “It’s Your Call: Lie There and Cry Like a Spoiled Baby, Or Go Get Your Own F***ing Towel,” 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1534 Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British “So Then I Say to Caesar, ‘Oh Yeah? You and Whose Army?’ Which in Retrospect, Was Probably a Mistake,”, 1866 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1527 Hans von Marées, German “Come On, Talk to Him, Stacy. He’s Cute. Though I Have to Admit, Not the Best Dresser,” 1885 Pastel on paper laminated on textile image support
MASTERPIECE #1511 Jehan Georges Vibert, French “See, What’d I Tell You? ‘Suicide Squad’: Zero Stars,”1870 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1509 Winslow Homer, American “Go Ahead, Jennifer. Blow That Thing in My Face One More Time. Give Me a Reason,” 1883 Watercolor