MASTERPIECE #2017 Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1999 Alexandre Cabanel, FrenchRachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1953 August Knoop, German Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He’d Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1903 Paul Gauguin, French “Wait! I Definitely Heard It Ringing That Time, So It Has To Be In Here Somewhere. Call It Again,” 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1872 Édouard Detaille and Alphonse de Neuville, French Generous To the End, Corporal Moore’s Dying Words Were “Tic Tac?,” 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1838 Julius Arthur Thiele, German “Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1769 Julius Exner, Danish“You’re Going To Kill Me, Jeff, But Now I’m Thinking That Statue Looked Better Where You Had It Upstairs,” 1843 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1737 Joseph Karl Stieler, German The Priceless Look on Keith’s Face When Someone Shouted “Bigfoot!,” 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1700 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German “Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819 Oil on canvas