MASTERPIECE #1430 Carlos Mugica y Perez, Spanish King Ferdinand III of Castile, Preparing to Show Off His Fruit Ninja Skills, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1427 Gabriel Metsu, DutchThat Baker With the Drinking Problem Modeling Homemade Beer Bong, 1663 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1417 Salomon Koninck, Dutch Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday’s Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1383 Edouard Detaille, French “Cheesecake Factory? Sure. Go Straight Past the Blacksmith, Then Take a Right at the Second Whorehouse. Can’t Miss It.” 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1379 Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She’d Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1376 Eugene de Blaas, Italian Pick-Up Artist Suddenly Regretting Having Those Garlic Fries at Lunch, 1889 Oil on panel
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian Happy Holidays from the Stalin Quintuplets, 1909 Oil on oilcloth
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2012) Joseph-Marie Vien, French Emperor Marcus Aurelius Making Everyone Try His New Fruitcake Recipe, 1765 Oil on canvas