MASTERPIECE #2069 Louis Moeller, American “I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2006 Titian, Italian Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1982 José Ferraz de Almeida Junior, Brazilian “If Curious George Asks What Happened To His Lunch, I Was Never Here. Got It?,” 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1975 William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1947 Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English Baby Girl Taking First Steps (Toward a Lifetime of Food Issues), ca. 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1941 JoaquÃn Sorolla, SpanishThe Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1934 Henry Tanworth Wells, English The Judge Was Thrilled With the Way His Hair Looked in His Official Portrait. Yes, That Panini Press Had Been Worth Every Penny, 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1919 Friedrich Ernst Morgenstern, German “I’ll Take Two Halibuts and a Salmon. Unfortunately, My Pants Are in the Dryer. How’s Your Throwing Arm?,” 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1918 Frans van Leemputten, Belgian As Much As Emma Loved Girl Scout Cookies, She Kind of Wished They Made Them a Teeny Bit Smaller, 1892 Oil on canvas