John George Brown, American
When Charlie Couldn’t Get FaceTime To Work On His Banana Phone, He Realized He Probably Should’ve Gone With the Apple One, Date Unkown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2321
Category: Food
MASTERPIECE #2317
Richard Ansdell, English
“Okay Guys, We’re Good on Whole Milk For Now. So For the Next Few Days, If You Could Switch To Lowfat Lactose-Free, That Would Be Great,” ca. 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2298
Moritz Stifter, Austrian
“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2259
Elizabeth Forbes, Canadian
Uh-Oh. Looks Like Somebody Slipped a Molly Into the Crumpet Batter Again, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2249
Artist Unknown, German
Scene Inside a Salmon Mill, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2240
Henri de Braekeleer, Belgian
Vanessa’s Habit of Smelling All Her Food Before She Ate It Ensured That She Always Dined Alone, 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2211
Axel Kulle, Swedish
“Dude, It’s Not That Hard a Question. One Lump or Two?,” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2176
Richard Ansdell, British
Four Hours Into the Hunt, Gerald Suddenly Remembered He Was a Vegetarian, 1869
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2087
John Bagnold Burgess, English
“Yes, They’re Cute, Sir. Just Don’t Let Them Crap in the Salad Again, Please,” Before 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2069
Louis Moeller, American
“I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905
Oil on canvas