THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2334 (11/21/19) Wilhelm Trübner, German Pit Bull’s Pathetic Attempt To Disguise Himself As a Wiener Dog, 1877 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12) Louis Gallait, Belgian The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2468 Ernst Hader, German “Thank You For Your Generosity, Children. You’ve Made a Hungry Traveler Very — Oh, Wait, Does This Have Trans Fats? I’m Doing Paleo,” 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2458 Vyacheslav Schwarz, Russian Ceremonial Presentation of His Majesty’s Royal Breakfast Burrito, 1866 Oil on panel/wood
MASTERPIECE #2441 Jules Breton, FrenchJenny Treating Everyone To Her Famous “Harvest Quiche,” 1860 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2429 Alfred Elmore, British “Sorry, I WOULD Help You With That, But I Threw Out My Back Lifting a Giant Turkey Leg at Lunch,” ca. 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2418 Gaetano Ferri, Italian “If You Can’t Read My Handwriting, It Says ‘Grande Chicken Burrito With Black Beans and Extra Guac On the Side,'” 1840-1845 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2400 Victor A. Searles, American “The Wonders of the New World Are Endless, Your Majesties. Exotic Peoples, Priceless Treasures, and Something Called a ‘Pizookie,'” ca. 1893 Illustration
MASTERPIECE #2363 Alonso Cano, Spanish Alaric, King of the Visigoths, Answering the Question, “How Many Cheeseburgers Did You Have For Lunch, Your Majesty?,” 1641 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2348 Adrien De Boucherville, French “Okay, Change of Plans. Hope You’re in the Mood For Totino’s Pizza Rolls,” 1874 Oil on canvas