MASTERPIECE #1678 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Before the UFC Passed the Rule About Spears, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1635 Hermann Hendrich, German Saint George, Thinking Maybe He Should Go Back to the Car and Get His Suit of Armor For This, 1906 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1632 Laurits Tuxen, Danish“You Want to Take This Outside, Mr. Ambassador? Or Are You Just Going to Sit There Like a Little Bitch?,” 1906 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1611 Anton von Werner, German Deciding to Screw the Peace Talks and Just Settle Things With a Rap Battle, 1900 Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1509 Winslow Homer, American “Go Ahead, Jennifer. Blow That Thing in My Face One More Time. Give Me a Reason,” 1883 Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1491 Briton Rivière, British Gladiator Attempting to Write the Word “Timeout,” 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1239 Louis Vivin, French Epic Catfight on This Week’s “Real Housewives of 19th Century France,” 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #802 Nicolas Poussin, French Ugly Scene Following Announcement the 8:30 “Hunger Games” Is Sold Out, 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #671 Emile Friant, French Man Reacting to Other Table’s Taunts of “Nice Hat!,” 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #655 Wilhelm Trübner, German Tempers Flaring on the Set of “The Little Rascals,” 1872 Oil on canvas