MASTERPIECE #1978 Edmund Blair Leighton, British Hannah’s Dad, Acting Like He’s Never Heard a Cardi B Song Before, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1940 Kuroda Seiki, Japanese“Yes Mom, I’m Geisha. Openly Geisha. So You and Dad Are Just Going To Have To Deal With It,” 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923 Josef Kinzel, Austrian He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1839 Berthold Woltze, German “What Does Daddy Mean, He’s Been ‘Unfaithful’? And What’s a Massage Therapist?,” Before 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1806 Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian “It’s Okay, Dad. Lots of People Accidentally Put $95 Million Winning Powerball Tickets Through the Dryer,”Before 1901 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1790 Rafael Flores, MexicanI’m Not Saying It’s Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing,” 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1764 Marie-Joséphine-Angélique Mongez, French “Okay, I Gotta Go To Work. What Time Am I Picking Him Up From Deity Care Again?,” 1841 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1745 Eduard Ihlée, German When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend’s Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1742 Giovanni Tognolli, Italian“Oh, Great. This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again,” 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1731 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch“Happy Father’s Day! I Know You Wanted One of Those Echo Personal Assistants, But This Was the Closest Thing They Had,” 1646 Oil on canvas