Sandro Botticelli, Italian
Open the Tunnel, Here Comes the Choo-Choo, 1495
Tempera on wood
Category: Dining
MASTERPIECE #522
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, French
“Sex and the City 7: Missing Miranda,” 1893
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #478
Dieric Bouts, Netherlandish
Jesus Suddenly Remembering He’s Parked at a Meter, 1464
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #459
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
Those Jerks Who Stole the Board With Today’s Specials, 1653
Oil on canvas on panel
MASTERPIECE #455
Henryk Siemiradzki, Polish
Alexander the Great’s Assistant Trying to Find a Greek Place That Delivers, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #448
Stephan Kessler, Austrian
Hope You Folks Aren’t Vegetarians, 1660
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #446
Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish
Production of “Oliver!” at the Carthusian Monastery Dinner Theater, 1655
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #439
Jacob Jordaens, Flemish
Walter Matthau in Broadway Revival of “The Satyr Who Came to Dinner,” 1620
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #407
Gabriel Metsu, Dutch
Anna Making Her Famous Cinnamon Apple-Rabbit Muffins, 1660
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #394
Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish
Partygoer Attempting to Smuggle Out Buffet Table Under Her Dress, 1660
Oil on canvas