MASTERPIECE #381 Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American Cleopatra Chucking Servant’s Sack Lunch in the Nile, Just to be a Bitch, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #309 Paolo Veronese, Italian Jesus Trying to Figure Out the Tip in His Head, 1559 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #295 Anthony Van Dyck, Flemish St. Bernadette Oversleeping for her Breakfast Meeting with God, 1638 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #289 Frans Hals, Dutch Pre-Competition Breakfast at the Mr. Netherlands Pageant, 1616 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #269 Jose de Ribera, Spanish The Artist, Realizing He Forgot to Bring His Lunch, 1651 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #249 Louis Le Nain, French Family Waiting to be Seated at Jim Morrison’s Woodfire Pizza, 1625 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #221 Willem Key, Flemish Jesus Suddenly Realizing He Left His Wallet In His Other Pants, 1560 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #198 Jean Béraud, French Precisely Why It’s Always Better to Break Up Over the Phone, 1891  Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #175 Alexey Danilovich Kivshenko, Russian General Kutuzov Realizing Too Late He Shouldn’t Have Had the Cabbage Soup, 1880 Oil on canvas (can click on painting to enlarge)