Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch
“Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule: No Sex Tape Until the Third Date,” 1838
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1733
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #1697
Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish
Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date’s Getting Annoyed That She’s Been Doing All the Talking, 1811
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1690
Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian
“I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison. Hey — If He Liked It, He Should’ve Put a Ring On It,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1675
Louis Ducis, French
“Come On, We Had a Deal: A Kiss For Trump’s Tax Returns,” 1812
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1661
Joakim Skovgaard, Danish
“I Know You Think Adam Is Cheating On You, Eve, But I Kind of Believe Him When He Says There’s No One Else,” 1909
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1656
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
“Umm… Honey? That Photo I Texted Was Supposed To Be Private,” 1901
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1639
Arthur Hughes, English
“Don’t Look Now, But Those Two Studs With the Face Tats Are Totally Checking Us Out,” 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1618
emancip8r1863 chillin@ford’s w/ my bae mtl 😜
#theaterlife #goyankees #blessed
Paul-Albert Besnard, French
Abraham Lincoln’s Last Instagram Post, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1617
William Powell Frith, English
“Now Remember: It’s 100 Points For Cromwell, 500 For Thomas More, and 1000 For That Skank Boleyn,” 1903
Oil on canvas