Nils Blommér, Swedish
Darryl, Wondering If He’d Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1775
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #1752
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French
Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1745
Eduard Ihlée, German
When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend’s Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1733
Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch
“Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule: No Sex Tape Until the Third Date,” 1838
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1697
Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish
Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date’s Getting Annoyed That She’s Been Doing All the Talking, 1811
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1690
Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian
“I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison. Hey — If He Liked It, He Should’ve Put a Ring On It,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1675
Louis Ducis, French
“Come On, We Had a Deal: A Kiss For Trump’s Tax Returns,” 1812
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1661
Joakim Skovgaard, Danish
“I Know You Think Adam Is Cheating On You, Eve, But I Kind of Believe Him When He Says There’s No One Else,” 1909
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1656
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
“Umm… Honey? That Photo I Texted Was Supposed To Be Private,” 1901
Oil on canvas