Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1966
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #1950
Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish
“Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1949
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of “Forgetting” the Painting You’re Working on at the Other Person’s Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week. Where WAS He?, 1894
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1936
József Ferenczy, Hungarian
“Oh, Sis! You’re So Lucky You’ve Found ‘The One.’ It Seems Like All the Good Men These Days Are Either Gay, Married, or in the Early Stages of Consumption,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923
Josef Kinzel, Austrian
He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1896
Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish
Tinkerbell, Wondering Why That Mayfly She Hooked Up With Friday Night Still Hasn’t Called, 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1886
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1885
Arthur Hughes, English
“You’d Just Better Hope He Doesn’t Try That Revenge Porn Crap. That’s What Happened To Me,” 1872
Oil on canvas