Alexandre Cabanel, French
Rachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1999
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #1989
Marie Luplau, Danish
Susan B. Anthony Hosting a Suffragette Speed Dating Event, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1967
Natale Attanasio, Italian
“Oh My God. Are You Serious? I Didn’t Even Know You COULD Get Pregnant Just From Waltzing,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1950
Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish
“Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1949
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of “Forgetting” the Painting You’re Working on at the Other Person’s Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week. Where WAS He?, 1894
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1936
József Ferenczy, Hungarian
“Oh, Sis! You’re So Lucky You’ve Found ‘The One.’ It Seems Like All the Good Men These Days Are Either Gay, Married, or in the Early Stages of Consumption,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923
Josef Kinzel, Austrian
He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas