Carl Probst, Austrian
Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, “BRB — I Totally Have To Instagram This!,” 1874
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2191
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #2185
Philipp Sporrer, German
“Come On — If You Won’t Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let’s See a Smile. No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2178
Philip Hermogenes Calderon, English
Lauren, Suddenly Regretting That She Didn’t Just Break Up With Chad Over Facebook, 1873
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166
Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2160
Frederic Leighton, British
“Please Please PLEEEEEASE Can We See ‘Captain Marvel’? I Swear It’s Not a Chick Flick,” 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2155
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2144
Ernst Hildebrand, German
“He’s Not a Bad Singer, Sis, But That Outfit? It’s SO 1685,” 1859
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2138
Hans Heinrich Bebie, Swiss
“Here’s a Good One For You, Grandpa. ‘Single White Female Seeks Sugar Daddy With a Ben Franklin Vibe,'” ca. 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2137
William Bouguereau, French
“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2127
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Rumor Has It He’s Got Three Peanuts in the Shell, If You Know What I Mean. So Try Not To Act Shocked,” 1884
Oil on canvas