Frederic Leighton, British
“Please Please PLEEEEEASE Can We See ‘Captain Marvel’? I Swear It’s Not a Chick Flick,” 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2160
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #2155
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2144
Ernst Hildebrand, German
“He’s Not a Bad Singer, Sis, But That Outfit? It’s SO 1685,” 1859
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2138
Hans Heinrich Bebie, Swiss
“Here’s a Good One For You, Grandpa. ‘Single White Female Seeks Sugar Daddy With a Ben Franklin Vibe,'” ca. 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2137
William Bouguereau, French
“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2127
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Rumor Has It He’s Got Three Peanuts in the Shell, If You Know What I Mean. So Try Not To Act Shocked,” 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2100
Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French
Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2092
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2091
Frederic George Stephens, English
“But Prithee, WHY Won’t You Marry Me, My Dearest? Is It Because I’m But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2079
Édouard Manet, French
“You Know You’re Thinking It, So Just Come Out and Say It. The Horizontal Stripe Thing Isn’t Working For Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas