MASTERPIECE #308 Edmund Blair Leighton, English Harpist Turning Woman Off With Crude Reference to his “Big Instrument,” 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #198 Jean Béraud, French Precisely Why It’s Always Better to Break Up Over the Phone, 1891  Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #78 Paul Cezanne, French January 1, 2010, 12:01 am: Woman Accepts Fact New Year’s Eve Date Probably Isn’t Showing, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #36 Francois Boucher, French Teenage Boy Becoming Concerned the Roofies Aren’t Wearing Off, 1750 Oil on canvas