Friedrich Overbeck, German
Jesus, Now Realizing They Were Being Literal About the Blind Date Thing, 1815
Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #792
Peter von Cornelius, German
Jesus Telling Groupies He’s Flattered, But He Has a Girlfriend, 1813
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #791
Joseph von Fuhrich, Austrian
Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep Virginity, 1836
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #703
Charles Sprague Pearce, American
Trying to Remember if She’s Gay or Not, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #674
Jean-Honore Fragonard, French
Oh No He Didn’t (Oh Yes He Did), 1762
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #670
John Singleton Copley, American
Guess Who Just Scored Betsy Ross’s Digits, 1764
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #624
William Holman Hunt, English
Mary’s Boyfriend Getting Cock-Blocked By Her Little Lamb, 1851
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #614
Albrecht Durer, German
Portrait Of My Psycho Ex-Girlfriend (Just Trying to Get Attention), 1518
Oil on linden
MASTERPIECE #597
Jacob Jordaens, Flemish
Jesus’ Ex-Girlfriends Showing Up To Demand Child Support, 1615
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #589
Titian, Italian
Adonis Realizing Venus is Starting to Get a Little Clingy, 1553
Oil on canvas