MASTERPIECE #1084 Eugene de Blaas, Italian Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1037 Lovis Corinth, German Young Teddy Roosevelt Imagining His Date Naked, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1030 Charles Hancock, British Awkward First Date Moment on Last Night’s “Millionaire Matchmaker,” 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1001 Jacques-Louis David, French Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #878 Cristofano Allori, Italian We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together, 1613 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #863 John Everett Millais, English Sherlock Holmes Macking On Watson’s Girlfriend, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #844 Quiringh van Brekelenkam, Dutch Woman Warning Blind Date That She’s on the Rebound From a Guy in a Rembrandt, 1663 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #817 Alessandro Longhi, Italian Gentleman Completely Misunderstanding What Girlfriend Meant By “No Glove, No Love,” 1780 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #805 Franz Kruger, Prussian Prince Augustus of Prussia Being Stood Up By His eHarmony Date, 1817 Oil on canvas