THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1837 (12/1/17) Haynes King, British “Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK FRIDAY: MASTERPIECE #2033 (9/6/18) Edmund Leighton, British “I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall’s Really Making Me Have To Pee. Rain Check?,” 1901 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3222 Federico Andreotti, Italian “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 21), Date Unknown Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2336 (11/25/19) Carl Heinrich Bloch, DanishPsycho Ex-Girlfriend Subtly Letting You Know She Found Your New Address on the Web, 1884 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #663 (9/8/11) Luis Alvarez Catala, Spanish Women Discussing Suitor’s Proposal of a Three-Way, 1866 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1224 (6/1/15) Anders Zorn, Swedish Kind of Now Wishing She Had Worn Jeans, 1886 Watercolor
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1230 (6/9/15) John William Godward, English The “Romeo and Juliet” Balcony Scene if She’d Lived in a Ranch-Style, 1903 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1195 (4/20/15) Eugene de Blaas, Italian Third Wheel Desperately Trying to Escape, But Her Friend is Sitting on Her Hand, 1904 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1384 (2/14/16) Edmund Blair Leighton, English“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2078 (11/9/18) Anthony Frederick Sandys, English After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883 Oil on canvas