Haynes King, British
“Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Haynes King, British
“Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Edmund Leighton, British
“I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall’s Really Making Me Have To Pee. Rain Check?,” 1901
Oil on panel
Federico Andreotti, Italian
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 21), Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish
Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Subtly Letting You Know She Found Your New Address on the Web, 1884
Oil on panel
Anders Zorn, Swedish
Kind of Now Wishing She Had Worn Jeans, 1886
Watercolor
John William Godward, English
The “Romeo and Juliet” Balcony Scene if She’d Lived in a Ranch-Style, 1903
Oil on canvas
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Third Wheel Desperately Trying to Escape, But Her Friend is Sitting on Her Hand, 1904
Oil on panel
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919
Oil on panel
Anthony Frederick Sandys, English
After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883
Oil on canvas