MASTERPIECE #1608 José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese “Troubling News From the Border, Sire. They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa’s Sleigh, and Now He’s Being Held for Questioning,” 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1448 Evelyn De Morgan, British Cupid Asking Venus To Buy Him and His Friends Beer, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1403 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French A TMZ Exclusive: The Hotel Peephole Video Erin Andrews Doesn’t Want You To See!, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1260 John Everett Millais, English Army Doctor Falling for Phony Vicodin Prescription, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1210 Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss Scene From New Amish Re-Boot of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1205 Emile Claus, Belgian Undercard Bout at Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1191 Jan Matejko, Polish “It Seems a Nigerian Dictator Has Died, and His Widow Needs My Help Getting His Money Out of the Country,” 1867 Oil on canvas