René-Henri Ravaut, French
“Okay, I Believe You. Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet. Next!,” 1894
Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1958
Category: Crimes
MASTERPIECE #1941
JoaquÃn Sorolla, Spanish
The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1906
Franz von Stuck, German
“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1884
Émile Friant, French
Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1858
Christian Krohg, Norwegian
“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1821
Adolf Reich, Austrian
“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1786
C.A. Ekman, Finnish
“Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys,” 1854
Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1756
Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian
“Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1695
Johann Christoph Erhard, German
Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819
Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1660
Charles Meynier, French
Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800
Oil on canvas