MASTERPIECE #1651 Karel Myslbek, Czech “So What Do You Say? Should We Try CPR, or Just Rob Him and Call It a Day?,” 1909 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1532 Peter Nicolai Arbo, Norwegian Killing Time During Jury Deliberations at the Salem Witch Trials, 1886 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1528 Lazzaro Pisani, Maltese Cain, Wondering if He Should Take Abel’s Wallet to Make it Look Like a Robbery, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1414 Aert de Gelder, Dutch King David Wondering Where That Waitress Disappeared to With His Discover Card, 1680 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1401 Antonio Gisbert, Spanish Spanish Prisoner Refusing to Apologize for Calling Queen Elizabeth a Butterface, 1860 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1370 William Holman Hunt, English Husband Coming Home Too Drunk to Remember the Alarm Code, 1895 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1326 Charles Burton Barber, EnglishSearch Dog Making Disturbing Find After Mary Poppins Abduction, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1257 John Everett Millais, English Nuns Burying Victim of Unfortunate Ruler “Accident,” 1858 Oil on canvas