Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Category: Couples
MASTERPIECE #1913
Emilie Mundt, Danish
When After an Hour, Josh and Mildred’s R-Rated Flirting Became Too Much To Bear, the Others Politely Suggested That They “Get a Room,” ca. 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1886
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1880
Paul Signac, French
That Look When You Realize Your Husband Paid the Maid To Put Rat Poison in Your Tea, 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1866
Gustav Holweg-Glantschnigg, Austrian
This Valentine’s Day, Robert Downey, Jr. IS…”The Gondolier,” 1882
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1856
John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, English
“That Ferryman Skeeves Me Out, Orpheus. Why Can’t We Just Take the Bus Like Normal People?,” 1878
Oil on panel
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
John Watson Nicol, Scottish
Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1852
Harry Roseland, American
Charles Couldn’t Decide What To Give Mildred For Christmas: Another Diamond Necklace, Or That Divorce She’d Been Dropping Hints About?, 1915
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1844
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“You Know, Julia, I’d Really Love It If We Could See Each Other Again. And Hopefully Next Time, in Slightly More Detail,” 1875
Oil on canvas