Marie Luplau, Danish
Susan B. Anthony Hosting a Suffragette Speed Dating Event, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1989
Category: Couples
MASTERPIECE #1967
Natale Attanasio, Italian
“Oh My God. Are You Serious? I Didn’t Even Know You COULD Get Pregnant Just From Waltzing,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1949
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of “Forgetting” the Painting You’re Working on at the Other Person’s Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week. Where WAS He?, 1894
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1939
Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian
“Remember Guys, If Samson Wakes Up, We Just Tell Him He’s on One of Those Ambush Makeover Reality Shows,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1936
József Ferenczy, Hungarian
“Oh, Sis! You’re So Lucky You’ve Found ‘The One.’ It Seems Like All the Good Men These Days Are Either Gay, Married, or in the Early Stages of Consumption,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1929
Albert Edelfelt, Finnish
“Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee. Problem Solved,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1913
Emilie Mundt, Danish
When After an Hour, Josh and Mildred’s R-Rated Flirting Became Too Much To Bear, the Others Politely Suggested That They “Get a Room,” ca. 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas