Alexandre Cabanel, French
Rachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1999
Category: Couples
MASTERPIECE #1998
Salvador MartÃnez Cubells, Spanish
Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Resisting the Urge To Comment on His Choice of Outfit, 1890
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1993
Dora Wahlroos, Finnish
“Twenty Kronor Says I Can Steal This Broad’s Husband in Less Than Five Minutes. Start the Clock,” 1898
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1989
Marie Luplau, Danish
Susan B. Anthony Hosting a Suffragette Speed Dating Event, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1967
Natale Attanasio, Italian
“Oh My God. Are You Serious? I Didn’t Even Know You COULD Get Pregnant Just From Waltzing,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1949
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of “Forgetting” the Painting You’re Working on at the Other Person’s Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week. Where WAS He?, 1894
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1939
Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian
“Remember Guys, If Samson Wakes Up, We Just Tell Him He’s on One of Those Ambush Makeover Reality Shows,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1936
József Ferenczy, Hungarian
“Oh, Sis! You’re So Lucky You’ve Found ‘The One.’ It Seems Like All the Good Men These Days Are Either Gay, Married, or in the Early Stages of Consumption,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1929
Albert Edelfelt, Finnish
“Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee. Problem Solved,” 1893
Oil on canvas