MASTERPIECE #2066 Belmiro de Almeida, Brazilian “Oh, Stop Being So Dramatic. This Cigar Smoke Will TOO Come Out of the Carpet,” 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2063 Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish “Oh No, We’re Not Dating. We’re Just Getting Together for a Drink,” 1652 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2060 Leopold Loffler, Polish “Honey, You’ve Got To Believe Me. I Was Going To Return Your Skirt, I Swear!,” 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2039 József Rippl-Rónai, Hungarian Woman Playing a Mandolin (As Husband Tries To Think of Good Place To Hide It), 1905 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #2038 George Sheridan Knowles, British “Sir, the Lab Results Came Back. The Good News Is This Gentleman IS the Baby’s Father. The Bad News Is He’s Also Its Uncle, If You Get My Drift,” 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2001 Vicente Lopez y Portana, Spanish Portrait of an Artist Being Painted by His Ex-Wife, 1826 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1999 Alexandre Cabanel, FrenchRachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1998 Salvador MartÃnez Cubells, Spanish Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Resisting the Urge To Comment on His Choice of Outfit, 1890 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1993 Dora Wahlroos, Finnish “Twenty Kronor Says I Can Steal This Broad’s Husband in Less Than Five Minutes. Start the Clock,” 1898 Oil on canvas