MASTERPIECE #2204 Edward Burne-Jones, British “Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We’ll Be Okay. Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact,” ca. 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2195 Hans Thoma, German Sunday Mornings at Günter and Helga’s Tended To Get a Little Crazy After They Got a Few Drinks in Them, 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2191 Carl Probst, Austrian Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, “BRB — I Totally Have To Instagram This!,” 1874 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2182 Frédéric Soulacroix, French-Italian “I’m Cheating on My Husband With the Earl of Cornwall. Do You Guys Know How I Can Get Hold of a Burner Phone?,” Date Unknown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2178 Philip Hermogenes Calderon, English Lauren, Suddenly Regretting That She Didn’t Just Break Up With Chad Over Facebook, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2173 Hugo Salmson, Swedish “Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?”1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2168 Carl Steffeck, German “Honey, When You Bought the Horse We Agreed You Wouldn’t Ride It in the House. If He Pooped in the Elevator Again, It’s All Yours,” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166 Auguste Toulmouche, French“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2164 Antoni Caba, SpanishUh-Oh. Looks Like SOMEBODY Forgot It Was Their Anniversary, 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2160 Frederic Leighton, British “Please Please PLEEEEEASE Can We See ‘Captain Marvel’? I Swear It’s Not a Chick Flick,” 1864 Oil on canvas