MASTERPIECE #1306 Firs Zhuravlev, Russian“First the Minister’s Late, Then the Chicken Piccata is Inedible, and Now I’ve Got to Consummate This Stupid Thing?,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1289 Albert Edelfelt, Finnish Searching Etiquette Guide For Polite Way to Say, “Stop Staring at My Boobs,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1282 Peder Severin Kroyer, Danish #7 of BuzzFeed’s “10 Awesome Ideas For Your Next Double Date!,” 1875Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1260 John Everett Millais, English Army Doctor Falling for Phony Vicodin Prescription, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1241 Mikhail Nesterov, Russian Dwarf From “The Hobbit” Meeting His Tinder Date, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1236 Willard Metcalf, American “Gemini: You’ll Enjoy an Unexpected Financial Windfall and Some Freaky Stuff in the Sack,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1233 Edwin Austin Abbey, American Woman Realizing She Probably Shouldn’t Have Gone to the Mandolin Until the Second Date, 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1229 Henri Martin, French Couple Wondering If They Should Be Worried About That Flying Saucer’s Tractor Beam, 1890 Oil on panel