MASTERPIECE #1839 Berthold Woltze, German “What Does Daddy Mean, He’s Been ‘Unfaithful’? And What’s a Massage Therapist?,” Before 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1834 Ludwig Thiersch, German “Well, It’s Too Bad About Your Grandmother. But Who Doesn’t Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1827 Pieter Aertsen, Flemish Woman Flipping the Bird Behind Husband’s Back, 1550 Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #1817 John Phillip, Scottish “Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1804 Wojciech Gerson, Polish“I’m Just Saying, Before You Do Something Rash, You Might Want To Consider Couples Counseling,” 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1793 Elisabeth Jerichau-Baumann, Danish “Oh, There Actually IS Something Here in the Manual, Honey. It Says ‘Tip #4: When Standing on Ladder, Try Not To Fall Off,'” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1792 Walter Crane, British “Yo Babe, Why the Attitude? Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots,” 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1787 Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian “Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1781 Thomas Baines, English “Honey, Don’t You Think You Should Put a Top On? The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute,” 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1752 Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840 Oil on canvas