Frants Henningsen, Danish
“I’m Not Personally Familiar With a Drink Called ‘SunnyD,’ Sir, But I’d Be Happy To Check With Our Bartender,” 1906
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1629
Category: Consumer Products
MASTERPIECE #1555
Feodor Platonov, Russian
“Sorry — Pardon the Burp. Guess I Slammed that Mountain Dew Too Fast,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1552
Julian Ashton, English-Australian
“Damn It, No Gold AGAIN! I Wonder if There’s a Number for Tech Support on the Back,” 1889
Oil on canvas on hardboard
MASTERPIECE #1508
William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Woman Now Regretting Trying Pantene’s New Salmon Fragrance Shampoo, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1402
Simone Martini, Italian
Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328
Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #794
Johann Peter Krafft, German-Austrian
Copernicus Realizing He Forgot to Buy More Cheerios, 1856
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #658
Gerard David, Netherlandish
Jesus Trying Cheerios, 1515
Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #650
Alf Wallander, Swedish
Plucking Room at McNuggets Processing Plant, 1891
Pastel
MASTERPIECE #608
Alexandre-Gabriel Decamps, French
Inventor with Mentos Prototype, 1840
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #607
Evariste Vital Luminais, French
Guess Who Used Tide, 1852
Oil on canvas