Guido Cagnacci, Italian
Runners-Up Congratulating the New Miss Narcolepsy, 1659
Oil on canvas
Category: Competitions
MASTERPIECE #219
Marguerite Gérard, French
Surveillance Video of Illegal Baby-Fighting Ring, 1800
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #421
Edwin Blashfield, American
Winners of This Year’s Fastest Beard-Growing Contest (Karl Marx 1st; Thomas Edison 2nd; FDR 3rd), 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #392
Dionisios Kallivokas, Greek
Josiah and Millicent, The First Academy Awards Seat Fillers, 1858
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #357
Pieter de Grebber, Dutch
John the Baptist and King Herod Trading “Yo Momma” Snaps, 1630
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #345
Vittore Carpaccio, Italian
The Audition Line for “Venetian Idol,” 1495
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #342
Paul Serusier, French
The Original Ultimate Fighting Championship: John “Mayflower Madman” Smith vs. Miles “Last Man Standing” Standish, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #328
Gerard ter Borch, Dutch
Climactic Moment at This Year’s Old Maid World Championship, 1648
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #325
Masaccio, Italian
Preparations Backstage at the Thunder Down Under Wet Jockstrap Contest, 1424
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #315
Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British
Etienne, Winner of “Medieval France’s Got Talent,” 1861
Oil on canvas