Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish
The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878
Oil on canvas
Category: Christmas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2009)
Bernhard Rode, German
The Abstinence Society’s Christmas Party, 1745
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1367
Gustave Courbet, French
Why Blitzen Never Showed Up at Practice Today, 1869
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1117
Alexandre Antigna, French
Reaction to Santa Exposing Himself on Front Lawn, 1848
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1116
Honore Daumier, French
Santa’s Elf Working His Crappy Summer Job, 1860
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1108
Ernest Meissonier, French
Santa Claus, Pissed That His Naughty and Nice Spreadsheet Software Keeps Crashing, 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #957
El Greco, Spanish
The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #956
Luigi Ademollo, Italian
Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #955
Viggo Johansen, Danish
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #952
Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish
The Artist’s Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584
Oil on canvas