“Fred Murphy, Watkins & Associates. If You or a Loved One Falls Down and Goes Boom, You May Be Entitled To a Settlement. Just Call the Number on the Back of This Card,” 1884
Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891