MASTERPIECE #1423 Jan Lievens, Dutch Clip From “Wenches Gone Wild: Spring Break Amsterdam,” 1622 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1289 Albert Edelfelt, Finnish Searching Etiquette Guide For Polite Way to Say, “Stop Staring at My Boobs,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1249 Nicolae Vermont, Romanian Gypsy Plastic Surgeon Doing Boob Job Consultation, 1910 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1180 John Maler Collier, English Waitresses On A Break At Arapa-Hooters, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #808 Marguerite Gérard, French Painter Making Model Uncomfortable By Spending Way Too Much Time On Her Boobs, 1803 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #758 Johann Georg Edlinger, Austrian The Artist Catching You Looking at His Wife’s Boob, 1800 Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #754 Paolo Veronese, Italian Struggling Actress Begging Jesus for a Boob Job, 1570 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #711 Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish The Artist Staring at His Wife’s Rack, 1639 Oil on canvas