MASTERPIECE #1966 Émile Friant, French “Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1910 John George Brown, American “Dude, I Swear. If You Sing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ One More Time, I’m Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1867 Karl von Blaas, Austrian “We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) John Watson Nicol, Scottish Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1845 Édouard Manet, French “Sorry, Sweetheart. They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore. How’s Your Standing Broad Jump?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1834 Ludwig Thiersch, German “Well, It’s Too Bad About Your Grandmother. But Who Doesn’t Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1593 Marie-Louise Bion, SwissThe Exact Moment Katie Decided There’d Be No Second Date, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1548 Albert Bierstadt, American “Attention, Attention: All Passengers Are Invited To Come Meet This Season’s Cast of ‘The Biggest Loser,’ Now Dining in Our Portside Lounge,” 1889 Oil on paper mounted on masonite
MASTERPIECE #1321 George Wright, American Awkward Timing for “Brunch With the Captain” on the Titanic, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1109 Gustave Caillebotte, French Thinking Seriously About Saving Drowning Swimmer, But Worried About Getting Vest Wet, 1877 Oil on canvas