MASTERPIECE #1191 Jan Matejko, Polish “It Seems a Nigerian Dictator Has Died, and His Widow Needs My Help Getting His Money Out of the Country,” 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1189 Guido Reni, Italian Uh, Not What I Meant When I Said to Give the Baby a Bottle, 1623 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #825 Joseph Wright, English A Few of the Local Villagers Messing Around With Plutonium, 1773 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #753 Martin Drolling, French The Count of Valois Going Commando and Not Caring Who Knows It, 1797 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #738 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French Lindsay Lohan in Playboy (Pre-Airbrushing), 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #725 Edmund Blair Leighton, English Woman Suddenly Regretting Betting Fifty Bucks on the Christians, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #708 Édouard Manet, French  What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861  Oil on canvas