Jan Matejko, Polish
“It Seems a Nigerian Dictator Has Died, and His Widow Needs My Help Getting His Money Out of the Country,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1191
Category: Bad Ideas
MASTERPIECE #1189
Guido Reni, Italian
Uh, Not What I Meant When I Said to Give the Baby a Bottle, 1623
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #825
Joseph Wright, English
A Few of the Local Villagers Messing Around With Plutonium, 1773
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #753
Martin Drolling, French
The Count of Valois Going Commando and Not Caring Who Knows It, 1797
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #738
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
Lindsay Lohan in Playboy (Pre-Airbrushing), 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #725
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
Woman Suddenly Regretting Betting Fifty Bucks on the Christians, 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #710
Leon Bonnat, French
An Excellent Way to Get Diarrhea, 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #708
Édouard Manet, French
What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #701
Nicolas Poussin, French
If Gerber Made Tequila, 1626
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #640
Albert Anker, Swiss
City Orphanage Giving Away Free Samples, 1876
Oil on canvas