MASTERPIECE #1474 Jan Jacobus Matthijs Damschröder, Dutch “Hey Look, Your Snake is Rattling His Tail at Me. I Think That Means He Wants to Be Pet,” 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1460 Johann Heinrich Tischbein, German The Two New Guys Being Warned It’s Not a Great Idea to Wear Pink in Prison, 1785 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1402 Simone Martini, Italian Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328 Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1379 Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She’d Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1375 Fyodor Bronnikov, Russian “What Were You Thinking, You Idiot? The Maid Doesn’t Come Until Friday,” 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1346 Edgar Degas, French Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886 Pastel on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1338 Eugene Auguste Francois Deully, FrenchPhoto Eve Probably Wishes She Hadn’t Put on Instagram, 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1319 George Dunlop Leslie, English Teenagers Taking the Kitty Litter Challenge, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1312 Emile Munier, French Long Story Short, Now Madison Has Ringworm, 1882 Oil on canvas