MASTERPIECE #1685 Albrecht Adam, German Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1667 Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1660 Charles Meynier, FrenchMeditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1649 Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian “Oh No — I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday’s Brainwashing For a Wedding,” 1909 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011) Pieter de Hooch, Dutch We’re Gonna Go Hit the Bars. You In?, 1663 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1584 Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian Olivia, About to Find Out That Fingers Look a Lot Like Carrots, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1534 Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British “So Then I Say to Caesar, ‘Oh Yeah? You and Whose Army?’ Which in Retrospect, Was Probably a Mistake,”, 1866 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1518 Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish “It’s Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million,” 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1508 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Woman Now Regretting Trying Pantene’s New Salmon Fragrance Shampoo, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1507 Pierre Puvis De Chavannes, French Estonian Olympic Javelin Team Using Villagers for Target Practice, 1883 Oil on canvas