MASTERPIECE #1620 Hans Thoma, German After Four Babies in Five Years, It Was Decided That Lancelot Would Start Wearing Protection, 1904 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1577 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French “I Finally Got the Baby Down for His Morning Nap. Kamikazes on Me!,” 1894 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1561 Alice Havers, EnglishThe Virgin Mary, Having Gotten Four Hours of Sleep in the Past Year-and-a-Half, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1535 Jens Erik Carl Rasmussen, Danish When You Realize You’re Out of Diapers and the Nearest Target is 4000 Miles Away, 1886 Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1452 Josef Eggl, German “Sure, Dinner and a Movie Sounds Great. How About 17 Years From Next Saturday?,” 1879 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1402 Simone Martini, Italian Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328 Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1397 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “I Swear, Mom — Harass Me One More Time About Giving You a Grandchild and I WILL Cut You,” 1644 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1366 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch “Can You Help Me Get Dressed? Walmart Only Gives 24 Hours Maternity Leave,” 1868 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1355 Hans von Hayek, Austro-German “You Will Soon Meet a Tall, Handsome, But Not Completely Potty-Trained Stranger,” 1892 Oil on panel