MASTERPIECE #1722 Herbert James Draper, British “Luckily He’s Perfectly Fine, But I Can’t Believe Amazon Didn’t Send This In Bubble Wrap,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1667 Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1620 Hans Thoma, German After Four Babies in Five Years, It Was Decided That Lancelot Would Start Wearing Protection, 1904 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1577 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French “I Finally Got the Baby Down for His Morning Nap. Kamikazes on Me!,” 1894 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1561 Alice Havers, EnglishThe Virgin Mary, Having Gotten Four Hours of Sleep in the Past Year-and-a-Half, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1535 Jens Erik Carl Rasmussen, Danish When You Realize You’re Out of Diapers and the Nearest Target is 4000 Miles Away, 1886 Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1402 Simone Martini, Italian Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328 Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1397 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “I Swear, Mom — Harass Me One More Time About Giving You a Grandchild and I WILL Cut You,” 1644 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1366 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch “Can You Help Me Get Dressed? Walmart Only Gives 24 Hours Maternity Leave,” 1868 Oil on panel