MASTERPIECE #2395 Jacques-Louis David, French “Sorry Dear, I’m Having Trouble Reading Your Fortune. For Some Reason I’m Just Getting Early Super Tuesday Results,” 1824 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2392 Johann Peter Hasenclever, GermanWell, This Was Embarrassing. Oskar Had Meant To Present His Fellow Workers’ Demands For Higher Wages, But in His Haste Had Accidentally Grabbed a Chick-Fil-A Takeout Menu, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2382 Christian Albrecht Jensen, Danish Thinking It Might Break the Ice, Anna Offers To Show the Artist Her Splenectomy Scar, 1825 Oil on canvas
FROM THE PRICELESS BEST OF THE DECADE COLLECTION (2017) Berthold Woltze, German Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” Or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874 Oil on canvas
FROM THE PRICELESS BEST OF THE DECADE COLLECTION (2012) Adolph von Menzel, German Sorry. Thought I Had It On Vibrate, 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2315 Vasily Pukirev, Russian “I’m Sorry, Miss, But You Have To Actually Say the Words ‘or For Poorer’ or the Whole Thing Doesn’t Count,” 1862 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2314 Jules-Arsène Garnier, French “Come On, Gentlemen. We All Know Somebody Out There Farted. Who Was It?,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2290 Carl Johann Spielter, German “Oh, I’m Sorry, Miss — Did I Not Tell You? I Finished Your Part of the Painting About a Week Ago. You’re Free To Put Your Clothes Back on Now,” 1920 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2280 Amedeo Modigliani, Italian “Yo! Did You Not Hear Me Shout ‘It’s Occupied!’?,” 1909 Oil on canvas