MASTERPIECE #2148 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French “I Suggest You Hurry Up and Finish Painting Me. There’s a Park Ranger Coming and He Looks Pissed,” 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1663 Benjamin West, American “Excuse Me, Friend — Perhaps You Didn’t See the Sign. ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Scalp.'” 1768 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1654 Wojciech Kossak, Polish “Sorry Folks, But I Clocked You Plowing 40 in a 25 Furrows-Per-Hour Zone,” 1909 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1589 Michael Ancher, Danish“Honey, the Police Are Here. Can You Describe the Tuna That Did This to You?,” 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1131 Rudolf Ernst, Austro-French Animal Control Officer Responding to Stray Cat Call, 1884 Oil on panel