MASTERPIECE #2243 Max Gaisser, German “…and Finally, Gentlemen, I Have THIS Extraordinary Piece, Acquired From an ER Nurse, Whose Patient Had Kept It in a Most Unusual Location,” 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2230 Johan Krouthén, Swedish Man Reading Marie Kondo’s Chapter on Throwing Away Your Priceless Art, 1886 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2183 Eugène Fichel, French “Don’t Get Me Wrong — It’s Great. I Just Wish You Had Told Me You Were Painting Me As a Nude,” 1871 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2148 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French “I Suggest You Hurry Up and Finish Painting Me. There’s a Park Ranger Coming and He Looks Pissed,” 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2123 Axel Törneman, Swedish “Wait — You’re NOT Vincent Van Gogh? So I Just Stood Here For Three Hours To Be In An AXEL TÖRNEMAN Painting?!!,” 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2111 Cesare Maccari, Italian Though He Knew They Were the Only Way To Get His Subject To Smile, the Improv Troupe Was Really Starting To Get on Leonardo’s Nerves, 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2107 French School 19th Century (Artist Unknown) “I’m Glad You Like It. I Call It ‘Mercury Stepping in Dog Poop,'” 1877 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2104 Raimundo de Madrazo y Garreta, SpanishWhat Louis CK Is Up To These Days, 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2092 Eugene von Blaas, Italian “Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2082 John William Waterhouse, English That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915 Oil on canvas