MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1809 Carolus-Duran, French Portrait of a Restaurant Health Code Violation, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1796 Carl Rudolf Huber, Austrian Later, Jim Would Recall the Stable Hand Shouting Something About Not Making Direct Eye Contact, Just Before Everything Went Black, 1866Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010) Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French Phoebe from “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) Kuroda Seiki, Japanese Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, She Had to Carry Its Lazy Ass, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1750 Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1746 Martinus Rorbye, Danish Rare Photo of the Early Use of Waterfowl as a Means of Hypnosis, 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1742 Giovanni Tognolli, Italian“Oh, Great. This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again,” 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1738 August Carl Vilhelm Thomsen, DanishWhen You’re in Charge of the Fox Hunt and Realize You Forgot to Bring the Fox, 1839 Oil on canvas