MASTERPIECE #1916 Frithjof Smith Hald, Norwegian Though Their Cat Fluffy Had Coughed Up Hairballs Before, the Millers Thought They Should Probably Get This One Checked Out By the Vet, 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1909 Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1906 Franz Stuck, German “Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1895 Adriaen van Utrecht, Flemish “Here, Tony. The Other Street Vendors and I Took Up a Collection. Now Go Buy Yourself a F***ing Air Freshener,” 1639 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1888 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1887 Emile Claus, Belgian Competitors at Starting Line for World Aphid Racing Championship, 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1851 Artist Unknown “Yeah? And Why Do You Think Rudolph’s Nose Is So Bright In the First Place? I’m Telling You — He’s Illuminati.” Late 19th century Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1838 Julius Arthur Thiele, German “Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1827 Pieter Aertsen, Flemish Woman Flipping the Bird Behind Husband’s Back, 1550 Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #1826 Francisco de Goya, Spanish Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795 Oil on canvas