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MASTERPIECE #1916

Frithjof Smith Hald, Norwegian

Though Their Cat Fluffy Had Coughed Up Hairballs Before, the Millers Thought They Should Probably Get This One Checked Out By the Vet, 1892

Oil on canvas

Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian

Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530

Oil on panel

Franz von Stuck, German

“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891

Oil on panel

Adriaen van Utrecht, Flemish

“Here, Tony. The Other Street Vendors and I Took Up a Collection. Now Go Buy Yourself a F***ing Air Freshener,” 1639

Oil on canvas

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885

Oil on panel

Emile Claus, Belgian

Competitors at Starting Line for World Aphid Racing Championship, 1887

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

“Yeah? And Why Do You Think Rudolph’s Nose Is So Bright In the First Place? I’m Telling You — He’s Illuminati.” Late 19th century

Illustration

Julius Arthur Thiele, German

“Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874

Oil on canvas

Pieter Aertsen, Flemish

Woman Flipping the Bird Behind Husband’s Back, 1550

Oil on oak

Francisco de Goya, Spanish

Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795

Oil on canvas