A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2014) Sophie Gengembre Anderson, EnglishGirl With Two Turtledoves One Turtledove (aka Bad Kitty!), 1853Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2093 Eugene von Blaas, Italian Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist’s License, So She Couldn’t Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2087 John Bagnold Burgess, English “Yes, They’re Cute, Sir. Just Don’t Let Them Crap in the Salad Again, Please,” Before 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2085 Mary Cassatt, Chilean-AmericanWhat REALLY Killed the Sport of Bullfighting, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2073 James Collinson, English “Dearest Eric: Due To That Incident With the Cat, You Are Hereby Notified That You’ve Been Traded To the Millers For One Winter’s Worth of Firewood and a Plow Mule. You’ll Find Your Bags Packed Upstairs,” 1852 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2052 Julius Monien, German Henry Was Oblivious To the 8-Point Buck Behind Him Because He Was Busy Making the Pheasant He’d Just Shot Disappear, 1886 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2040 Jan de Bray, Dutch Restaurant Owner Informing Diners That He Just Ran Out of the Lobster, 1667 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2035 John St Helier Lander, British Boy and His Pet Bird, Responding To Each Other’s Tweets, 1903 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1986 Julio Ruelas, Mexican Erica Didn’t Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act. She Was Going To Get Them on “America’s Got Talent,” 1897 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1982 José Ferraz de Almeida Junior, Brazilian “If Curious George Asks What Happened To His Lunch, I Was Never Here. Got It?,” 1897 Oil on canvas