“Sorry Pal, But You’re Going To Have To Pay Like Everyone Else. I Wouldn’t Be Much of a Tolltaker If I Let Every Guy Who Showed Up With a Circus Elephant Go By For Free, Now Would I?,” ca. 1875
Natalie Knew She’d Never Make Her Quota If She Didn’t Start Milking Some Cows Soon, But There Was the Little Matter of Joyce and Her “Cane of Pain,” 1901