Author: Steve Melcher

Leopold Fertbauer, Austrian

J.P. Had Two Criteria When Shopping For a Robe. #1: That It Be Super Comfortable and #2: That It Be Visible From Space, 1830

Oil on panel

Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch

“I Got My Bachelors in Scullery From USC, Then Did My Chamber Pot Post-Grad Work at Oxford. You?,” 1796

Oil on panel

Jean-Lé0n Gérôme, French

“No Offense, But That Was a TERRIBLE Walken Impression. If I Were You, I’d Stick To Riddles,” 1886

Oil on canvas

Robert Thom, American

Eureka! After Years of Tireless Research, Cornelius Was Finally on the Cusp of Discovering What Exactly “6-7” Meant, ca. 1952

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Deutsch, Austrian

Okay, So Technically It Wasn’t the Club’s Approved Uniform, But Chris Figured If He Was Going To Be a Bouncer, He Might As Well Have Fun With It, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Georg von Rosen, Swedish

Creeper Biding His Time, Hoping For a Glimpse of Superman Exercising Nude in the Fortress of Solitude, 1886

Oil on canvas

Christen Dalsgaard, Danish

“Mrs. Stacy Claus.” Yes, Santa’s Young Mistress Could Definitely Get Used To the Sound of That, 1852

Oil on canvas

Peter Ilsted, Danish

Teenager Doing Mushrooms, Circa 1892, 1892

Oil on canvas

Carl Goebel the Younger, Austrian

“Hey! My Eyes Are Up Here,” 1867-80

Oil on canvas