Author: Steve Melcher

Rudolf Swoboda, Austrian

“If We Find a Source of Fresh Water in These Mountains, I’ll Eat My Hat!”

Twenty Minutes Later:

Before 1859

Oil on panel

John William Waterhouse, English

When You Don’t Realize the Milk Has Gone Bad Until You’ve Already Poured It on Your Cereal, 1900

Oil on canvas

John Singer Sargent, American-British

“‘Walk Softly and Fondle a Large Knob.’ No, That’s Not Quite It. I Need Something Punchier But Equally Sexually Suggestive,” 1903

Oil on canvas

John Maler Collier, British

When You’re Trying To Take a Selfie But Your Phone Keeps Sliding Off the Saddle, 1898

Oil on canvas

John F. Francis, American

Caramel Apples Posing Nude on a Dare, 1859

Oil on panel

Jan Hoynck van Papendrecht, Dutch

The Origin of the Phrase “Making a Boom Boom,” Before 1933

Watercolor

Jacob Jordaens, Flemish

Well, So Much For Dry January, 1640

Oil on canvas

Gustav Bernhard Österman, Swedish

You Always Know You’ve REALLY Pissed Eugene Off When Smoke Comes Out of His Nose, 1893

Oil on canvas