Ludwig von Hofmann, German
“Three Wishes? Okay, Let’s See. My First Wish Is For a Million Dollars. My Second Wish Is World Peace. And My Third Wish Is That You Untie Me and Give Me and the Other Park Ranger Our Clothes Back,” ca. 1900
Pastel over pencil on wove paper
John George Brown, American
Nellie, About To Find Out If She’s Made Weight For This Year’s Quilting Bee, 1883
Oil on canvas
Christian Andreas Schleisner, Danish
Irving Loved It When Sylvia Whispered Dirty Talk in His Ear. But It Was Always a Little Awkward When She Did It at Work, 1859
Oil on canvas
Paul Fischer, Danish
“Wow, This Is Really Great Exercise. Especially the Part Where You Stop Every 20 Feet To Pull Your Skirt Out of the Spokes,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
Woman Stymied in Midst of Love Poem When She Can’t Come Up With Rhyme For “Testicles,” 1913
Oil on panel
Paul Fischer, Danish
“What? Oh No, I’m Not a Nudist. I Just Really, REALLY Hate Trying on Swimsuits,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish
Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Subtly Letting You Know She Found Your New Address on the Web, 1884
Oil on panel
Jan Steen, Dutch
The Classic Rock Group Emerson, Lake & Creeper, ca. 1670
Oil on canvas
Paul Fischer, Danish
It Was Jasmine’s First Time Playing Strip Hide-and-Seek, and Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Going Well, 1894
Oil on canvas
Jan Steen, Dutch
“Me? I’m a High-Functioning Alcoholic. What Do YOU Do?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
