Author: Steve Melcher

Elisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun, French

Yikes. Piper Definitely Wasn’t 3 Years Old Anymore. But It Was Nothing a Little Botox and Juvéderm Couldn’t Handle, 1787

Oil on canvas

Constantin Hansen, Danish

The One Drawback To Bart’s Cool New Pipe Was He Could Only Smoke It in 4-Inch Heels, 1837

Oil on canvas

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

“Land Ho! Ha Ha, Made You Look. I Can’t Believe You Guys Keep Falling For That One,” 1893

Oil on canvas

Thomas Eakins, American

If the Champ Got Up Before the Bell, the Fight Would Continue. If Not, the World Would Have a New Captain Underpants, 1898

Oil on canvas

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian

“Huh? No, She’s My Twin Sister. I’m the Mona Lindsay. But I Get That a Lot,” Between 1503-1506

Oil on poplar panel

Otto Robert Nowak, Austrian

“They Say You Should Dress For the Job You Want. Gus Here Apparently Wants To Be the Mayor of Candyland,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, American-German

“Wait! On Second Thought, I Could Be Wrong. Adele Might Actually Be Singing ‘Set Fire to the RAIN,'” 1852

Oil on canvas

Hendrik Maarten Krabbé, Dutch

Pervy Woman Secretly Filming You With Her Meta Peony, 1928

Oil on canvas