MASTERPIECE #315 Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British Etienne, Winner of “Medieval France’s Got Talent,” 1861 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #313 Giovanni Batista Tiepolo, Italian The Artist’s Girlfriend Playing Mandolin Hero, 1758 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #312 Pieter Cornelisz van Slingelandt, Dutch Danny Bonaduce Falling Off the Wagon Again, 1650 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #311 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French Monique and Isabella, the World’s Worst Circus Jugglers, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #309 Paolo Veronese, Italian Jesus Trying to Figure Out the Tip in His Head, 1559 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #308 Edmund Blair Leighton, English Harpist Turning Woman Off With Crude Reference to his “Big Instrument,” 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #307 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French Jessica Simpson Learning to Tie Her Shoes, 1916 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #305 Pierre Mignard, French The Goddess Clio Being Told to Knock It Off with the Vuvuzela Already, 1689 Oil on canvas